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Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine
“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
hickonfidence by urbane and modest December 13, 2010
Short for hikikomori (i.e. a recluse).
Matt hasn't left his room in weeks, he is becoming a total hikki.
hikki by 20-nine September 16, 2018

Hickok45 

A YouTube legend who can hit any steel plate, at any distance, with any firearm. His badassity level is generally purported to be somewhere between Liam Neeson and Chuck Norris. It is also a generally accepted fact that he is made of one part lead, one part copper, and one part total fucking bad ass (for example Liam Neeson is one part drunk irishman, one part jedi, one part awesome actor, and one part total fucking bad ass)

In his spare time when he isn't doing kick ass stuff - like saving attractive women from burning buildings or something - he makes video's that promote firearm's and firearm safety. His video's generally showcase a specific firearm, with which he does amazing things, things you will never be able to do.
Man: Holy cow did you see the video where Hickok45 hit a gong at 230 yards with a 1911?! That means I can do that!

Man#2: You will never be able to do that, go sit down and shut the fuck up.
Hickok45 by Jimmy the awesome man August 13, 2012

hikikomori 

Someone who has withdrawn from all real-life social interaction. A hikikomori rarely leaves their home, and has no friends or family with whom they interact. A hikikomori is NOT always an otaku, nerd, gamer, etc, though they can be.
John's agoraphobia got so bad that he became a hikikomori.
hikikomori by platttts February 21, 2011

Hickory Link 

N. Equal to, or less than, a penis.
I accidentaly got my hickory linkstuck in a log.
Hickory Link by I'm so hood Dawg January 8, 2011