hijackery 

The practice of hijacking.

He is skilled at hijackery.

hijackery by Chris Grammer April 5, 2004

hijinkery 

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.

"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"

hijinkery by pseudonymina June 4, 2009

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

conversation hijacker by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

New York Hickery Dickery Dong 

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

New York Hickery Dickery Dong by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

Plane Hijacker Sex 

When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose

Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex

Plane Hijacker Sex by Plat's gat December 10, 2021

Hackery Sizzles 

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

Hackery Sizzles by CreepyRob August 21, 2020