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hijinkery 

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.
"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"
hijinkery by pseudonymina June 4, 2009
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hijinkery 

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.
hijinkery by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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Messed up in the head.
Don't go hinkery on me.
hinkery by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

hijackery 

He is skilled at hijackery.
hijackery by Chris Grammer April 5, 2004

hijihkeydad 

verb

to run at a superhuman pace.
The alien was going to hijihkeydad to reach the crater.

bull hoinkery 

a nice way of saying bull honkey , whjich is a nice way of saying bull crap which is a nice way of saying bull shit.
created due to a misspelling
thats total bull hoinkery
bull hoinkery by sexiidaemonmagick February 27, 2011
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