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hijinkery 

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.
"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"
hijinkery by pseudonymina June 4, 2009
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hijinkery 

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.
hijinkery by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
Related Words
Messed up in the head.
Don't go hinkery on me.
hinkery by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

hijackery 

He is skilled at hijackery.
hijackery by Chris Grammer April 5, 2004

hijihkeydad 

verb

to run at a superhuman pace.
The alien was going to hijihkeydad to reach the crater.

bull hoinkery 

a nice way of saying bull honkey , whjich is a nice way of saying bull crap which is a nice way of saying bull shit.
created due to a misspelling
thats total bull hoinkery
bull hoinkery by sexiidaemonmagick February 27, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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