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University of High School Syndrome 

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college
Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.

After High School Syndrome 

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck
Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

High School Quarterback Syndrome 

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

High School Thot Syndrome 

When a female has gone completely rogue, and undergoes a process of thotism, completing the process and thus being given the diagnosis of being a thot- also known High School Thot Syndrome
“Did you hear about Jessica? She cheated on her boyfriend twice in the past week!” “The doctor said there’s only one explanation for it, she was diagnosed with High School Thot Syndrome.”

High School Musical Syndrome 

When the main character in a production (Mostly Disney) that appears on either television or film such is normal in the beginning, shallow in the middle, and becomes normal again in the end, realizing what a total dick it was. I just call it HSM syndrome because it's one of the most obvious film you would see it in.
Troy Bolton in HSM 2

Jo in Mean Girls 2

Kady in Mean Girls

They are all clear examples of High School Musical Syndrome. If you don't believe me look it up for yourselves.

High School Musical Syndrome 

Feeling that kicks in when a girl watches some romantic movie, usually Disney like High School Musical. Girl gets romantic vibes on the perfect romantic guys in the movie that do romantic stuff to show their love. After seeing it, girl starts to judge her own relationship or loses interest on normal real guys, because reality seems way too simple to the new high standards caused by a movie. Also -- HSM Syndrome.
"Why won't he drive his way to my house in the middle of the night, because that would be just so freaking romantic, but nooooo guys are just way too "lazy"!"
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."