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High quality 

Not to be confused with good. Taylor Swift songs may be high quality but they're total garbage. ISIS head chopping and suicide bombing videos may be high quality but they're fucking disgusting. Hillary Clinton speeches may be high quality but 99.9% people would rather want her to shut the fuck up.
My monitor may be ultra high quality, but it doesn't mean crappy porn looks any better in it.
High quality by 32121 August 7, 2016

high quality rip 

A song that is a high quality and does not sound bad after being taken off of a video game or music device. Or it's just someone changing another song to sound like another song while keeping the rhythm of the first song, like Vinesauce's GRAND DAD meme. It's usually used as funny, but sarcastic remark.
Person 1: This song is a pretty high quality rip!
Person 2: But it's just a Super Mario Bros track made to sound like Thomas the Train.
Person 1: I know

High Quality Answer

Used as a sarcastic term with a lack of good information when you're asking or telling another person something important.
That was a HIGH QUALITY ANSWER!

high-quality problem 

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.
I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.

high quality man 

A male who is not only financially well off and physically desirable, but who most importantly has morals and great character. He is well rounded and secure making them the best long term partners.
Instead of just focusing on a high value man, try dating a high quality man! Period!
high quality man by Sunsetsky October 13, 2021

high-quality problem 

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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