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Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021
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Tom Hiddleston
A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
Tom Hiddleston by Loki's soul May 26, 2019
Hiddlesexual
A term relating to sexual matters that involve the British actor Tom Hiddleston. This term is often used by his fans, or more popularly known by the titles "Hiddleston Army", "HiddleArmy", or "Loki's Army".
This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.
This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.
Girl One: Oh my god, isn't Tom Hiddleston just attractive?
Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!
Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-
Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!
Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-
Hiddlesexual by jotunned August 8, 2012
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston by Justagirlwithnojams January 19, 2019
Tom Hiddleston
British man who is so tall he is practically a giant which is ironic since he plays sexy frost giant Loki Odinson who was sadly killed by a raisin. He has fluffy brown curls of hair that can be magically transformed into long black wavy hair 😫 He is so soft and pretty and humble and kind I just love him.
Tom Hiddleston by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
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