Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.

The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.

Gosewisch Hobble by CJ Michaels June 19, 2013

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hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.

Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

hobble restraint by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

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Poo Hobble

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.

I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.

Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.

Poo Hobble by slothwv October 22, 2010

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hibble wibble

Derived from the ancient greek words "hibolious woblusous", relates to the movement of fat on a fat person when they move.

that fat bitch dancing be bringing on a whole world of hibble wibble. Shit!!!!

hibble wibble by fudger January 5, 2004

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