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I have a 1980 Suzuki RM80 for sale. Respondent: What size is it? HFPAS!
hfpas by Keywiz January 3, 2016
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If you don’t have a filling bin your pie you don’t have a pie fuck hole.
When you want to eat some ass, you call hepass.
hepass by Hepass July 2, 2019
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Hapasr is a way to define cool, cozy, and feeling happy in a word.
That hotel blanket felt so hapasr
hapasr by Srhapa April 19, 2021
“You wanna step on the gas? You call Hepass” “ You wanna smoke some grass call Hepass” “You wanna eat some ass you call Hepass” “Wanna pass a test call Hepass”
“You wanna step on the gas? You call Hepass” “ You wanna smoke some grass call Hepass” “You wanna eat some ass you call Hepass” “Wanna pass a test call Hepass”
Hepass by AlexTheGothBitch February 8, 2021
The best gaming channel out there, you should go subscribe (YouTube.com/Hypash)

See you there gamers
Did you shun scribe to Hypash on youtube?
hypash by ItsYourBoySloppyJoe March 16, 2019

HFAS Day 

'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day

A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.

-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
HFAS Day by Jojodajewmex July 9, 2011

Hepasinkis 

A disease process consisting of Hepatitis A, B and C mixed with dirty sink water.
I was eating at a friends house last night and found out they got cut on a knife when they were cooking. They dropped the knife in the sink then they served dinner with it!! I caught hepasinkis from the knife!!
Hepasinkis by Hepastinkis July 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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