HFAS

Dissident Splinter Faction of the HFPC, chiefly involved in Fins "clandestine missions from God".

I'm doing the HFAS tonight, gonna tear the fucking place right up.

See HFPC

by Fin November 18, 2004

HFAS Day

'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day

A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.

-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.

-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?

by Jojodajewmex July 9, 2011