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hotsplaining 

A person who is hot/ on tik tok or youtube/ who explains basic things that most of the population didn't listen to in school, yet most of us already know, so we dont fucking care. we already know, shutup already
OMG THIS TIK TOK GIRL EXPLAINED THIS BASIC CONCEPT OF HOW SEX IS A DRIVING FORCE IN BIOLOGICAL CREATURES.

Yeah... i know....shes just hotsplaining it to you because you're dumb and only listen to tits
hotsplaining by Azraelz January 26, 2023
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hansplaining 

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.
Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.
hansplaining by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019

Hatesplaining 

when someone from an elite victimized class explains to a member of a majority group how racist, sexist, homophobic, trans-phobic etc they are without any evidence of matching behavior or thought patterns to support their case. They often surround their accusation of bigotry with "weasle-words" like "subconscious", "passive" or "benevolent" to soften the blow of their "guilty-until-proven-innocent" stance. Disagreeing with a Hatesplainer is considered by them to be morally unacceptable, as they are generally incapable of tolerating any "diversity of thought".
These LGBTQIA+* people in some chat room are hatesplaining to me how racist, judgemental and hateful I am. I'm not oppressing anyone! They don't even know me! In their delusional world all white men are evil. Whatever happened to being judged by the content of your character?
Hatesplaining by notevilwhiteguy September 26, 2017

Hexsplaining

when someone explain how to play a game
bobby keeps hexsplaining league of legends and i hate him
Hexsplaining by TinyPanda16 July 24, 2022

THOTsplaining

A THOT attempting to justify their actions/opinions with hyper-defensive emotional screeching.
Kyle tried to explain to Jenny why she shouldn't throw rocks at people, but Jenny's THOTsplaining drowned his words out.
THOTsplaining by Crang Pug November 7, 2017

Botsplaining 

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information
The chatbot is botsplaining again
Botsplaining by rtd123 December 8, 2022

houseplaining 

When a house music track teaches you a lesson using samples. House likes to get a little preachy, so be prepared to learn about style, what house music is, how to move, and other related topics.
Thank God for the houseplaining in "My House" - without it I'd never know how to find the key to the wiggly worm. See "My House" by Chuck Roberts on youtube.
houseplaining by yeahdog October 2, 2013