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hetachini 

used when something or something stank reallllllll mf bad. not stink BITCH THAT SHIT STANK. no one actually knows what hetachini is but just know shouldn't nothing be smelling like it.
1: "bitch can you back the fuck up? breath smelling like hot ass and hetachini"

2: "bro when that bitch opened them legs, swear fo GOD. that shit was straight hetachini"
hetachini by yknyasiaaaa August 12, 2023
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Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin 

These two are the twins of Ouran High School Host Club. They tend to tease Tamaki Suoh and enjoy pulling pranks on other members or friends.

Generally their entire display is a forbidden love between two brothers, also known as twincest or Hitachiincest.

They were originally only prone to spending time with each other due to people never being able to tell them apart (and their parents were always too busy to pay attention to them). However, when Haruhi Fujioka came around they soon had another person to add into their little circle of trust.

They often play the "Which one is Hikaru?" game in order to stump their fellow students (the only way to tell them apart, so they think, is which way they part their hair which they change daily). However, in the anime an easier way to tell them apart is their voices.

Their trust issues originated from a maid who had worked for their parents who betrayed them. They had liked her because she would play with them, but upon stealing money from their family they caught her in the middle of the act in which she said, "No one will ever be able to tell you two apart!"

Hikaru Hitachiin is more notorious for causing trouble than his younger brother Kaoru. He also has been known to have a small crush on Haruhi Fujioka (though he does not know it, while Kaoru does).
Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin are known as "The Little Devil Type" according to Renge.

Hitachiincest 

Hitachiincest is a term used when reffering to the homosexual act/relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from the manga turned anime Ouran High School Host Club or Ouran Koukou Host Club by Bisco Hatori.
Hitachiincest is a hell of a sexy sight to behold.
Hitachiincest by Ryoga-chan September 6, 2008

Hetachia 

Fly, gansta, crazy, weird, smart, caring, sexy,beautiful, alien, describable, funny, PERVERTED. Someone you can look up to and have fun with, outgoing person that you can chill with and never get tired of listening to. Talks a lot and is always near you when you need the comfort. She can lend you a shoulder when you need it and can even pay so that you can get out of jail. She is just someone that is very special in this world and that you will always need by your side to use as support. She never gives up and she has high standers for everyone. She is a very selfless person and treats people as she wishes to be treated. She will not take any shit from anyone and has a backbone that smacks people into there places, she can be a bitch, she can whine, but she is always someone that you can trust. She doesnt lie and when she does its to save her friends ass not herself. Thats what my name means. Hetachia.
James: Yo Jake, is Hetachia here? I need someone to talk to about this problem i have with my girlfriend.

Jake: No i think she is helping Alan with his homework, but its weird she doesnt have a love life.

James: Dont tell me she doesnt have one because then how can she help me with my problems?

Jake: She is just smart that way...
Hetachia by Hetachia Momonoke October 14, 2011
Hetchin- something of a particular disgusting or arduous nature
"That girl on the pavement spewing her guts up is hetchin"
hetchin by Spiced pirate November 16, 2016

humachini 

Means You re mean and a Peice of shit
YOUR A HUMACHINI!!
humachini by The Wierd Guy' May 18, 2018

hitachiin.twin 

The best tiktoker in the planet, she is super nice and super funny.
probably the sweetest person you could ever meet!
Did you see that new tiktok Hitachiin.twin posted?
hitachiin.twin by Hannahhszi May 31, 2021