hessin'

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verb;
this term is used when referring to any activity related to school work, such as homework or studying, that you don't wish to do. hessin' is a lifestyle, not merely a word. to live the hessin' lifestyle, one must do the following:
1. thoroughly enjoy music, especially mac miller
2. turn in homework on rare occasions, such as when the homework is copied, or incredibly simple
3. life life crazy and slackin on the dumb unimportant shit
4. don't obey rules
5. enjoy the marvelous activity of drinking till you pass out

1. 'hey! you doin homework today?'
-'hell no, im hessin'

2. 'yeah, im failing math. totally hessin'

3. 'wow, that's totally hes like!'

(pronounced HESS)

hessin' by hesser-for-lifee March 30, 2011

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hessin

hessin refers to lack of motivation to do anything other than party and do anything illegal. when hessin, refrain from all school work and anything of the sort.

are you ever going to show up at school?
-nah mayne, ill just be hessin around

earlier today i was hessin, and i happened to find an extra bottle of vodka at the store that i forgot to steal!

hessin by FBGM$ February 26, 2011

Related Words

hessin • hessian • heslin • hessi • heshin • Hesin • hossin • hussin • Haessin • hassin

heshin

An '80s term for a long haired heavy metaler; a "head banger"; one who listens to heavy music and looks/dresses the part; a long haired stoner

Dude, that was some long-ass hair you had in that high school pic... I never knew you were a heshin!

heshin by Mr. Sniglet January 2, 2015

Hesin

Heady resin. To smoke marijuana keef sprinkled on marijuana resin.

I just ran out of weed! Looks like it's time to smoke some hesin.

Hesin by The Medic October 16, 2008

Hesin

Heady Resin. To sprinkle marijuana keef on marijuana resin.

I just ran out of weed, now it's time to smoke some hesin.

Hesin by The Medic August 14, 2008

Hessi

Slow, mongol, messes up alot

Went to woodys and hessi messed up my wing order

Hessi by HaysonChorroburger June 29, 2022

hessian tea

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

hessian tea by englandboycal April 21, 2005

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026