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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Sander Gausvik Heskestad 

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world
Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour

Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome
Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes
Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019
Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.
Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

Paul C. Hemmes 

Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.
Paul C. Hemmes, Hemmes, Hemmes, Paul C., Hemmes, Paul
Paul C. Hemmes by kymastyx September 19, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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