Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.
The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in
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Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT
Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby
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