Eleanor Hemsley is a depressed girl that has no friends.
An Eleanor Hemsley put others before themselves and no one notices.

She occasionally breaks down.

That girl is crying. I wonder if she is an Eleanor Hemsley

Eleanor Hemsley by wAshyOUrhAndsyOUdIrtypIg April 21, 2020

hemsley

a hemsley is a human or a almost human who does not understand what to do in normal situations. hemsleys usually are weird and not quite normal in the brain. No one like them and they are annoying . A hemsley is another word for 'ihavenoideawhattodowithmylifeanymorecozihavenolifeomgwat' they will never ever be in a relationship coz they are too busy making fun of others crushes. And once in a while someone will pretend to be friends with a hemsley. It is best to avoid a hemsley as they are always up to no good. hemsley is silly and small

Arghh I see a hemsley, omg its coming closer..... keep walkinggggg, don't turn back

hemsley by jdughoia January 5, 2014

Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.

Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.

Jack Hemsley by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026