A salutation/cry in the case that one is being mugged or in some way harassed
This is said to a passerby who is respectable enough that one would like to greet him/her, but due to the urgency of one's situation it is necessary to alert them to the offense taking place
Hellopet is a place where smol children can shit post and rant 24/7.
Ahem. I mean, you can have great friends on there but some are just bullshit.
Have a fucking amazing username if your choice (ect, ChloeIsGay).
And some crappy pets which glitch out a lot.
Loads of little chailds pretend to be super depressed which can be hilarious sometimes.
And, the cringefest, gosh darn it, there are some THIRSTY children...
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.