A salutation/cry in the case that one is being mugged or in some way harassed
This is said to a passerby who is respectable enough that one would like to greet him/her, but due to the urgency of one's situation it is necessary to alert them to the offense taking place
Hellopet is a place where smol children can shit post and rant 24/7.
Ahem. I mean, you can have great friends on there but some are just bullshit.
Have a fucking amazing username if your choice (ect, ChloeIsGay).
And some crappy pets which glitch out a lot.
Loads of little chailds pretend to be super depressed which can be hilarious sometimes.
And, the cringefest, gosh darn it, there are some THIRSTY children...
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.