Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massivebitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips
Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly
The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band The Eagles. Had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as Boys of Summer, End of the Innocence, and All She Wants to do is Dance.
Besides Joe Walsh, Don Henley is the only memeber of The Eagles to have a succesful solo carrer
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILLRAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the bestplayer in the world.