hesley
Hesley is a very clapped boy with 100% human brain which contains 3 viruses and little brain for nothing except food.
Hesley was a very good boy
hesley by Eric Onamade December 9, 2021
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Mrs Henley
Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massive bitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips
Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly
Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Mrs Henley by Salllt April 11, 2019
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Heskey Rule
The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
Don Henley
Lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band The Eagles. Had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as Boys of Summer, End of the Innocence, and All She Wants to do is Dance.
Don Henley by Matty J September 18, 2004
Sherman Hemsley
a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.
Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004
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Heskey
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012
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