hesley
Hesley is a very clapped boy with 100% human brain which contains 3 viruses and little brain for nothing except food.
hesley by Eric Onamade December 9, 2021
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Mrs Henley
Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massive bitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips
Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly
Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Mrs Henley by Salllt April 11, 2019
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hesley • henley • hensley • hedley • heskey • Healey • Heyley • Henley Middle School • Herley • Heskeyanity
Heskey Rule
The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
Don Henley
Lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band The Eagles. Had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as Boys of Summer, End of the Innocence, and All She Wants to do is Dance.
Don Henley by Matty J September 18, 2004
Sherman Hemsley
a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.
Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004
The Katie Heasley
The Katie Heasley by Sameer Janjua May 15, 2008
Heskey
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026