Heskey 

Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012

Heskey 

6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.

"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"

Heskey by Chief December 9, 2003

heskey 

A girl who goes down very, very easily.

That slag was such a heskey.

heskey by easysleasy October 17, 2007

Heskey 

Another term for useless piece of shite.

'Your fucking shit heskey'

Heskey by Joe Hughes June 18, 2004

Heskey 

6ft tall twat

wank stain, knob jockey, herpeys munchin twat. blue nose scum. piece of black pudding that cost £6m

Heskey by VILLA YOOOOOOOOOOOF May 20, 2004

heskey 

silly northern twat

"oooh aye"

heskey by al3c March 26, 2003

Heskey Rule 

The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.

Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"

Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010