hertzke 

The grease on the choad hair that can reduce friction to nearly nothing. Commonly used on bowling lanes.

Alex stepped out of the shower and stepped on some Hertzke leftover in his underpants and violently ripped down his shower curtain.

hertzke by CheeseCheese December 27, 2013

Don Hertzfeldt 

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.

"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"

Don Hertzfeldt by sarah jean November 15, 2005

Hertzfeld 

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!

I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld

Hertzfeld by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011

Hertzberg 

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

Hertzberg by John March 16, 2003

Hertzbergs 

An unspecified horrific illness that can only be cured with the use of specialist anti Hertzbergs cream, this cream is not readily available. One of the most noticeable symptoms is commonly called the Hertzberg shakes.

1) 'I caught a really horrible case of the Hertzbergs at that False Heads gig the other night'
2) 'When i found out i had the Hertzbergs i jut didn't want to live any more'

Hertzbergs by Joy jo jo July 4, 2012

hertzenberg

Insanely hot

Shes like a Hertzenberg

hertzenberg by Lonåosvdvw February 12, 2021

hertzenberg

This is a great adjective to use on a beautiful person. Usually they have draco looking blond lucious hair. They have an insanely sensitive stomach and is allergic to basically everything. They have a fragile and sensitive mind, so be careful because they might cry. A lot. They are beautiful cryers.

Omg, where is Hertzenberg? She is crying in the bathroom.

hertzenberg by emi.eng February 12, 2021