herpies 

A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.

Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.

herpies by Kenthar January 13, 2004

Herpies 

a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.

So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.

so please, dont join this "club" of dumb blond bitches.
find help.

X;Yo! You see that blonde girl over there?!
Y;Dude..thats *******. she has herpies.
X; oh thanks dude! that was a close one! hey have you seen my aero sweater?

Herpies by the one who knows whats up. June 19, 2010

Herpies 

Dicks

U have herpies bitch

Herpies by Suckadic June 6, 2020

Herpies Tea 

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

Herpies Tea by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

herpies infested cum bubble 

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names

jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

herpies infested cum bubble by big daddy jay January 20, 2007

a hug a day keeps the herpies away 

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

a hug a day keeps the herpies away by everyon e ee July 25, 2009

dirt herpies 

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

dirt herpies by Dirte' July 17, 2021