herpe slurpy 

eating a chick out or giving a guy head that has herpes...pretty self explanitory

omg adam i cant belive you gave vicki a herpe slurpy

herpe slurpy by lynard September 10, 2005

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Herpe Slurpee 

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

herpes slurpy 

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

herpes slurpy by studoo February 22, 2010

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012

Herpie-Slurpee 

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.

Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

Herpie-Slurpee by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014

herp-slurp 

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

herp-slurp by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011