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herpaphobia

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a fear of herpes.
steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009
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herpaphobe 

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A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.
Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.
herpaphobe by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011

Hermaphobic 

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From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.
Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.
Hermaphobic by Shaaark January 9, 2017

Herophobia 

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The fear that at any time, the Minecraft character herobrine is watching over you.
I think Mike has herophobia.
"Yup I know he is a herophobe."
Herophobia by Gabriels logic October 17, 2019

Herbaphobic 

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The fear or hatred of stoners, or people who want weed and other non harmful substances to remain illegal in general
‘My girlfriend is awesome, her parents are super herbaphobic though’

Hetraphobia 

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Is an actual problem, it excists unfortunately 😕 Not all LGBT+ are Hertraphobes but this is becoming a trend sadly. If you have a opinion then sadly people are labelled homophones or transphobic for having an opinion about anything related to LGBT+. There are many examples of this on the Internet where straight people can not have an opinion about something to do with that community. Freedom of speech is going down a drain hole. The word hertaphobia should be recognised as an official type of discrimination as there is plenty of it sadly and its getting worse... 😥
I am not Homaphobic, you have hetraphobia... I have a right to have a straight opinion.

Nerpaphobia 

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The fear of small smooth rocks
He screamed when he saw a rock so he has Nerpaphobia
Nerpaphobia by NErUp May 2, 2023
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