Nerpaphobia

The fear of small smooth rocks

He screamed when he saw a rock so he has Nerpaphobia

by NErUp May 2, 2023

neckaphobia

One whoms fear of being slapped on the neck when others feel its necessary. Also referred to as a "neck". Examples necessary times to neck include but are not limited to.. Birthday necks, Stupidity necks, Surprise necks ect.

"that dumbass that gave me neckaphobia"

by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

nerdophobia

A person who fears nerds.

Charlie was diagnosed with nerdophobia. He breaks into a cold sweat when he sees someone wearing a pocket protector.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Nerdaphobia

Senseless hatred towards nerdy people. Usually held be people who are homophobic as well.

Tom- "LOL!!! That dude is playing RuneScape. I'm gonna go play football and be cool."

Bobby- "Then leave I have to continue doing this quest! Good riddance!"

Tom- "Sorry my nerdaphobia is kicking in."

by waterbottle2343434343 November 4, 2011

Nipaphobia

When you are scared shit-less of having your nipples touched or pinched! Or anything else freaky!

I found out that I have nipaphobia after my nipaphilliac girlfriend got touchy with my nipples!

by Cheechcha and Chonga March 3, 2010

newsaphobia

newsaphobia
–nounPsychiatry

an abnormal fear of watching or reading or hearing news. sometimes accompanied by anxiety attacks, or lunging for the remote.

My newsaphobia has me on edge as the 10 pm hour nears and I find myself lunging for the remote.

by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010