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A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.

Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.

herpaphobe by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011

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herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009

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Hermaphobic

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.

Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.

Hermaphobic by Shaaark January 9, 2017

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hermaphrobese

Someone who is overweight to the point of androgeny. This applies either when viewed from the front or back.

Is that a dude or a chick in front of us? I can't tell because they're so hermaphrobese

hermaphrobese by TripOS May 22, 2015

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hermophobe

A fear of hermaphrodites

Johnny Shmerna is a hermophobe.

hermophobe by tiger8190 November 22, 2014

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Herbaphobic

The fear or hatred of stoners, or people who want weed and other non harmful substances to remain illegal in general

‘My girlfriend is awesome, her parents are super herbaphobic though’

Herbaphobic by Lockwood studios May 3, 2021

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Hexaphobe

A short man with big dock energy and loves Taylor swift

He’s such a hexaphobe

Hexaphobe by Thatbitch5555 September 16, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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