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herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.
steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009

Hermaphobic 

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.
Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.
Hermaphobic by Shaaark January 9, 2017

hermaphrobese

Someone who is overweight to the point of androgeny. This applies either when viewed from the front or back.
Is that a dude or a chick in front of us? I can't tell because they're so hermaphrobese
hermaphrobese by TripOS May 22, 2015

hermophobe 

A fear of hermaphrodites
Johnny Shmerna is a hermophobe.
hermophobe by tiger8190 November 22, 2014

Herbaphobic 

The fear or hatred of stoners, or people who want weed and other non harmful substances to remain illegal in general
‘My girlfriend is awesome, her parents are super herbaphobic though’

Hexaphobe 

A short man with big dock energy and loves Taylor swift
He’s such a hexaphobe
Hexaphobe by Thatbitch5555 September 16, 2021