steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009

hornophobia

when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert

-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.

hornophobia by kunefa September 25, 2005

heliophobia

Heliophobia is a phobia in which the sufferer is afraid of sunlight. People have it for a number of different reasons. Some people have it because of traumatic experiences with sunburns or cancer, scared they will get bad sunburns or skin cancer. Some have it because they are scared of the sun crashing into Earth. I, myself, have the phobia because of the second reason.

For heliophobes, they LOVE cloudy days, due to no sun. Some hardly go out, and others don't go out at all. It differs.

My best friend has heliophobia. I'm worried for her but she's making a recovery. I wish her the best.

heliophobia by RubyHue April 12, 2017

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

hornophobia by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

hornophobia by Demoteus September 24, 2005

Word of the Day on September 25, 2005

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026