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heliphobe 

Someone who cant accept someone being helisexual
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
heliphobe by Lociam February 25, 2015

Heliphobe 

A person who gets triggered over the sexuality of a true born helicopter ( I'm a Mil Mi 28 hue hue ) .
''Heliphobe''
Charlie the chinook : Mum i will finally admit it I'm a chinook (Cries)
Mum: Watch out for those heliphobes in life
Heliphobe by Slavic_Bias November 8, 2016

herpaphobe 

A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.
Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.
herpaphobe by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011

Hamaphobe 

Someone who has a phobia of ham.
ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!
Hamaphobe by sabbocheek January 22, 2013

Heliphobe 

"He is a total Heliphobe"