hergert

Big Foot's gay cousin.

I was walkin through the woods and I saw a hergert carressing a man's balls.

by mofoimawesome May 13, 2010

Hergert

The last name granted to superior beings that have large genitals and have deep pimp voices. It has been said that when hearing a Hergert you can hear their hoe's in the background.

Person 1: "Hey that guy has three legs!"
Person 2: "He must be a Hergert"

by Fester Ingblister May 19, 2008