Herberted

A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.

Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."

Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."

Herberted by datingsitepredator November 19, 2011

Herberted

her·bert·ed

adjective
(of a person or their actions) characterized as someone having abnormal and unacceptable sexual practices or tendencies towards young boys, such as Herbert The Pervert from Family Guy.

Man: Come to my van so I can share my candy with you, little boy.
Little Boy: Get away from me, you herberted freak!

Herberted by SeductiveQueenOfDarkness32014 June 2, 2015

Herbert Moon 

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".

"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.

Herbert Moon by InhumanTerror June 1, 2011

herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

herbert the pervert by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Mr. Herbert 

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

Mr. Herbert by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008

herbert the pervert 

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

herbert the pervert by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

Mr. Herbert 

The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.

Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.

Mr. Herbert by Bunquita February 27, 2011