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herdware 

Herdware is absolutely any personal 'decorative' item or product which may (or may not) have been genuinely cool, fashionable or different once, but is now overwhelmingly "me too" popular, and cliched to the point of banality, or simple embarrassment.

Often favored by teens - Mall rats easily spring to mind - & young adults wanting to project belonging to a group, culture or common state of mind, herdware can include the ubiquitous naval, ear, nose, lips, genital or etc, etc, body piercings. Or out-of-the-box tattoos like Celtic, faux-tribal, barbwire, etc, ad nauseum designs.

Types or styles of clothing, jewelery, cellphones, and any other hackneyed device, appliance or conveyance can devolve into herdware.


The group gathered every Saturday evening and flaunted their herdware at one another and imaginary admirers.

With her herdware of fresh tatts and piercings and dangling ipod she felt she was the coolest teen in the mall.
herdware by H Zeitgeist March 17, 2009
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HERDware 

HARDware that HERDS people into using Windows, simply by not supporting Windows, up to the full extent of not being compatible with it's legacy ancestor's drivers. Term being more appliable to "rush-forward" Linux builds like Ubuntu, but may apply to "look-backward" builds like Puppy Linux.
Most USB 3G modems with phone SIM cards are HERDware
HERDware by CogsOfGoo December 2, 2010

packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Hardware 

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.
Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.
Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.
Ace Hardware by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005
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