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hemper

Oregon slang for Humboldt County head
Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.
by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006
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Hemper

A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.
My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.
by Wisconsin Hempery July 5, 2019
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hemper tantrum

When someone is having a temper tantrum while high. More specifically on marijuana.
I bumped into Josh coming home from the party outside at 3am...But he was throwing a hemper tantrum so I left.
by Shoe~BASS September 18, 2009
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closet hemper

a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003
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Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.
by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
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Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.
by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022
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Helper.gg

Helper.gg is a bot in Discord

A Discord Bot
This Bot is a Ticket System for Discord.
This is Good for business and customer service that use Discord to plan projects and help clients.
Holy Fuck I thought Helper.gg is a Helping Bot! He is just a Ticketing System for Business Inquiries!!!
Hey Name have you heard of Helper.gg? This bot is a good one he can provide tickets for us? you sus...
by Victor Gamer March 28, 2021
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