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heiston

Mean ass irish people who inbreaded with some damn germans and who knows what else back in 1700 century
lets go to the mountains,
Hell Naw damn Heiston's up there
by Em~ Town February 18, 2008
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Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
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Helston Community College

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment
by Accuratereviews.gif November 12, 2020
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Heisting Frenzy

When you shoplift items ten times in a row from your local White Hen without getting caught.

Comes from the Halo term "Killing Frenzy"
Guy walks out with Twix bar
*Manly voice* "Heisting Frenzy"
Guy: "Damn I'm good"
by Mcheist March 10, 2009
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Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.
Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!
by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008
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Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
by Mocha123 May 16, 2018
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Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.
While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010
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