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A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil. Typically used by [salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.
"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "
Heiness by spacebanana July 27, 2019
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heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process
Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers
heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023
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hennessey fifth 

The fifth of a galon or 750 ml of a liquor called Hennessy which is made in France ( cognac)
I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call thata problem but I call it a gift
hennessey fifth by Pato P. November 27, 2006

Heinerscheided 

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.
“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever
Heinerscheided by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023
Heiress is a girl with a lot of different sides, She doesn’t like to show her feelings because it makes her feel weak even though she acts like the careless one she is secretly always putting everyone else before her, she has a strong beauty to her that people (including her) don’t recognize and you will never meet another girl as special as her, she is one of the most fun and hilarious people to have around, but she has an extremely crazy temper that she can’t control she doesn’t take disrespect very well and if your with her in public I guarantee you that you will be save, she doesn’t like people to see her temper so she acts like it’s not there but never underestimate her she will always get what she wants no matter the cost, she’s gonna be beyond successful in life, if an heiress ever likes you, you better show her you feel the same, she doesn’t waste her time with boys cause she knows she’ll be fine without them, and she’ll sacrifice it all for her family and the people she’s loves, always keep Heiress around 💕
I love Heiress, she’s the best
Heiress by Alexa hope April 23, 2019

Heinerscheid 

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.
Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.
Heinerscheid by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

hennessey venom gt 

A fast car capable of reaching 268 Miles per hour.Built and made in texas which means texas shits on all the other states and makes us better. ONLY AMERICAN super car that won a Guinness world record and faster than a bugatti. So really all the other states cant talk shit
Bugatti : my car is the fastest made car in the worldz!! Hennessey: surprise motherfucka Hennessey venom gt blows right past the bugatti. bugatti in awe da fuq just happen?
hennessey venom gt by Derpp February 11, 2014
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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