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crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
Related Words
heify • heifer • HEIDY • heiny • Heffy • Heif • Heifa • Heifer Dust • Heily • hify

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
She's an amazing beautiful girl, she's a great friend always there when you need her, when you mad or sad she makes you happy so funny, smart, athletic and very beautiful, she's one of a kind be happy if you get your Heidy she's a keeper
Heidy is a funny and amazing person
Heidy by Gamer_2702 April 23, 2018
The must beautiful and amazing girl you'll ever meet. She'll go above and beyond for you without question, but get on her bad side and you'll regret it. She doesn't forgive easy and loves unconditionally. No matter how much you try to, she's irreplaceable and truly one of a kind
Omg my girl Heidy is such a sweetheart I can't believe I got so lucky
Heidy by Butter.dog November 23, 2020

Heifer-Dust 

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
Heifer-Dust by UrbanMs October 28, 2019

dirty heily 

When a man likes a girl a lot but then they brake up because her parents said they had to then 1 week later she calls you a bitch
Omg her parents made a dirty heily happen
dirty heily by Demon Morise May 6, 2022
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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