Heffy 

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

Heffy by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

heffy 

A fat, bipolar waste of life who spends his days surviving on the money of the taxpayers and watching Power Rangers all day.

Dude, you've changed man. When did you become such a Heffy?

heffy by Dude- January 22, 2008

Heffy 

an idiot man with no purpose in life but to annoy and confuse all he comes into contact with using words such as "beeeep"

An example would be a guy running around yelling "Saxon=joke account" over and over

Heffy by Anonymous December 31, 2003

heffy 

A world of warcraft god.

Heffy crits you for lots.

Heffy, yeh that guy is cool..

Death Row 4 Lyf -favourite line-

heffy by J.D Knowsalot December 13, 2008

Manny Heffley 

Manny Heffley is a Columbian drug lord who has been on the run from the FBI since the 1990's. He has been illegally trading drugs across the US border since the 1980s and have earned at least up to $10 million us dollars. The FBI has been trying to track him down but to no avail.
It is unknown whether he is still alive

In other news the feared Columbian drug lord Manny Heffley's current status is unknown after being under hiding since the 2000's the FBI have still not tracked him down

Manny Heffley by anonymous October 4, 2021

rodrick heffley 

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.

Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.

rodrick heffley by RHGF37 June 8, 2020

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019