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heifey by aaron bomber and grady penning August 3, 2007
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crazy heifer
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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heifey • heifer • hifey • Heifer Dust • heisey • heiferbitch • Heiferheaded • heiferlicious • Heiferness • heiferoni
Heifer Snack
A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
Heifer-Dust
Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.
She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.
It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.
It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
Heifer-Dust by UrbanMs October 28, 2019
ex-heifer
ex-heifer by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012
Heiferpotamus
Tom: I was over at Griffin's the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. The first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.
Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.
Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.
Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.
Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.
Heiferpotamus by 11ryet June 16, 2009
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