Heisey

To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before passing it.

Stop Heiseyin' that shit and pass the fucking hookah hose!

Heisey by Heis July 24, 2008

heisey

Having ones nuts in a vice. When ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.

Man, my girlfriend totally heiseyed me last night...

heisey by p.b.d. April 27, 2005

heisey

to attempt to hug a member of the same gender and fall down in the process, often as a result of mass consumption of alcoholic beverages and/or being egged on by persons of the opposite gender

"I am severely bruised from heiseying Katie on the dance floor."

"Guuuuuuurl, you heiseyed flat on yo face last night!"

heisey by kaitiscool February 2, 2009

Henry Heisey 

Someone who has the bluest balls in the world, because he's in a relationship with a small dominating asian woman; abnormally white, loves jerking off to video games.

Is he in a relationship with an asian girl? Damn I hope he won't turn into a Henry Heisy.

That dude playing MK11 is such a Henry Heisey.

Henry Heisey by assknacker May 13, 2019

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

Heisenberged

The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.

Holy shit......Gus actually got Heisenberged for once. That Walter White is mean.

Heisenberged by trevortheclever May 19, 2010