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Heflin, Alabama 

A rural area in Alabama near the GA line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. The most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). You're not allowed to date outside your race unless you're a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. Most guys dip. And girls are either whores or good little Christian girls (whores in disguised).
In Heflin, Alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.
Heflin, Alabama by Pink Money <3 September 18, 2012

Michael Heflin 

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

Team Heflin 

I was walking to lunch when I walked by an especially loud Team Heflin.
Team Heflin by Mr. Zangoose April 4, 2011

i need healing

Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.
Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.

Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

Psychokarmic healing 

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness
“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”
Is a beautiful girl inside out, she is very outgoing, loves her friends, can be mean but doesn't actually mean what she says. she normally doesn't judge anyone unless they have done something to her, and you will be very lucky to have a friend like a helin, most loyal friend. by the way you can't mess with her or her friends neither her family.
"oh damn, i want a helin"

person 2 : yea your right
helin by heymatehheeyyyyyyyy January 21, 2016