Heeging

It's the when you

Yo, we havin a heeging sesh tonight or what?

Heeging by sloppyfroth September 10, 2021

heeging

Word of unknown origin, first identified by the Swiss linguist Lionel Hertz. The exact definition is lost due to the fragmentary nature of L. Hertz's work, but it is believed to have become a modern slang term with a negative connotation.

"Wow, he's damn good at heeging." - one of the many confusing and vague examples Hertz supplied

heeging by staliniumman September 17, 2021

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

hedging the bet

When a person has both a boy/girlfriend and another friend they flirt constantly with. That way, if the boy/girlfriend relationship doesn't work out, there's another person in reserve to ensure against singledom.

After Hilary and Matt's relationship turned rocky, Matt began hedging the bet and hanging out more with Beth.

hedging the bet by Maddie Corbeck August 13, 2006

Heebing 

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.

Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.

Heebing by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010

heeling 

Heeling is basically like skating but using Heelys shoes which are shoes with a wheel in the heel.

Guy1: Hey man, i have just bought my new pair of heelys, wanna go out heeling?
Guy2: Hell yeah

heeling by Mabbsy July 19, 2006

Heebing 

Defined As Being Idiots or The Action Of Making Random Crap Go Down A Hill, It can also mean a getaway on a Crazy Cart.

That guy was Heebing a skateboard so fast

Heebing by psycho why don't you princess August 5, 2020