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HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) 

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.
In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.
a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.
The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass
heckler by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Hecklebreckel 

A total clusterfuck that very often makes you late
Sorry I’m late, total hecklebreckel right before I left
Hecklebreckel by Yep2121 April 8, 2019

Heckler & Koch USP 

A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.
The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.
Heckler & Koch USP by JoeBob August 31, 2003

House Heckler 

1. A politician who openly heckles, threatens or attacks the President of the United States on the House Floor during a joint session of Congress.

2. Any person who brazenly violates the code of civility and decorum of the U.S. House of Representatives, especially elected officials.

3. Rep. Joe Brown of South Carolina, who yelled "You lie!" at our first African-American President during his speech on health care to Congress on Sept. 9, 2009. (Brown's contention that the proposed health care reform bill would somehow insure illegal aliens was later deemed false on both FactCheck.org and Politifact.org.)
"Did you ever meet Joe Brown? He's that infamous House Heckler who called Obama a liar on the floor of Congress during a speech by the President."
House Heckler by Peter Kobs September 10, 2009

Kekle-heckle 

1) noun: a person who laughs at comedians loudly to annoy or distract the audience, usually both.
2) noun: a cluster-fuck of random bullshit said by an autistic thing or a primitive black monkey when they see some other inanimate object after being a lonely fuck for a long time. The noise is actually quite similar with the sound of moose orgasm.

T ͙̫̬͙̳̈̓̅̆̄̍h̶̭͓̭̼̟̣̝̖̟̔͑̎̆̏͘ͅõ ̧̡̧̜̭̯̠͔̪̩͓̆͂̽͂̌̉͘͝ş ̪̙̜̙̠̠͆ẻ̵͕͙̮̖̦͎̭̳̥̀̉͠ͅ ̧̡̪̅̔̿͝p ̳̠̯̰̻͖͍̏̋̀ơ ̲͎̞̙̖̝̰̰̠̗̟͜ò̴̡̨̨̮̺̼̫̭͈͕͎̻̙̯͖̂r̵̨̧̧͍̤͖̫͎̬̘͓̮̫͆̏̍̈͂̅̎̔͐̀͆̕͘͠ ̴̨͔͙̳̠̜͎̯̔̅̑̈́̔̀̀̈́̆̓̉̕͝ͅM̵̱̺͈̔̈͒͐͛̏̌̋̈̓̚͠F̴̛̺͕̙͚͍̯͋̑̇ͅs̶͕͇̳̻͋͒̽̊͛̈̈́̚͝͝
Keemstar is often prone to kekle-heckles. Like when he said “alex is doing this shit, cause he is a fucking monkey!!!”

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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