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Joe: Its 2 Days till my Birthday!

Jim: really? Then Hebd!

Joe: Thanks Jim!
hebd by Rawr.s2 March 18, 2009
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on the bus to Hebden bridge 

phr. Descriptive of a lesbian woman; especially a woman who has recently started to exhibit sapphic tendencies.

Named after the UK's official lesbian capital-- Hebden Bridge in West Yorkshire.
"You know that woman you were chatting up last night? The one wearing chunky boots, a pinstripe suit and with the crew-cut? You'll have no lucky with her mate, she's on the bus to Hebden Bridge"

charlie hebdo

A Paris-based publication reputed for lampooning political and religious figures, including Islam's Mohammad. On January 7, 2015, the publication's staff fell victim to a murderous assault by Islamic extremists. "Je suis Charlie" became the responsive slogan in support of every person's God-given right to be an asshole.
The staff at Charlie Hebdo called little people " people McNuggets." I never supported what they said, but I supported their right to say it.
charlie hebdo by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Hebditch 

When referring to someone who is typically the coolest member of their group. It can also refer to the more handsome guys.
Originated from South East
Girl to her friend "Damn girl,who is that hot hebditch"
Hebditch by Hebcandy May 5, 2011

Hebden Bridge 

Also known as Hippy land or breeding place for lezbians(although currently impossible)! Very beautiful town with nice river and canal, often ridden with smelly barefoot, 40+ hippies with dreadlocks and numerous piercings dragging small mini hippies, normally their children but can be dwarves, wearing hemp robes, feeding them recycled bird shit or whatever new environmentally friendly "snack" is out. The men have hair down to their waste and the women refuse to wear bras and therefore their tits hang down to their waste! They all live their care free lives, getting pissed, having gay sex, excreciating on compost heaps, etc. The atmosphere is calm and fun, but that might be the canabis smoke that seems to be coming from every other persons "cigarette". love it, great place to go and live, visit it, but make sure if you are married that you are fully seure with ones sexuality as many people, men, women or both are up for a bit of experimenting! Take a trip there and whatever you get up to ...Enjoy..!
"I don'y know what's got into him, he's started to wear my heels and try on my underwear. I don't know the next he will be moving to Hebden Bridge!"
Hebden Bridge by the blubba fish September 22, 2006
A boy with a really small dick and no pubes but extremely hairy legs.
Woah! That guy is definately a hebden man, look at the bush on his legs!
hebden by brogs'n'taz August 14, 2009

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