Click bait

An urban dictionary reader searched the term "click bait." What happened next will shock you.
I'm never gonna click that link--there's no story there. It's click bait!
by Brianator37 June 25, 2016
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charlie hebdo

A Paris-based publication reputed for lampooning political and religious figures, including Islam's Mohammad. On January 7, 2015, the publication's staff fell victim to a murderous assault by Islamic extremists. "Je suis Charlie" became the responsive slogan in support of every person's God-given right to be an asshole.
The staff at Charlie Hebdo called little people " people McNuggets." I never supported what they said, but I supported their right to say it.
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
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Urban Dictionaried

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
by Brianator37 January 22, 2013
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cheese eater

A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".
What do you cheese eaters care about taxes; you don't even pay taxes!
by Brianator37 January 21, 2012
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Je suis Charlie

Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.
I'd rather live free among assholes than slave among gentlemen. Je suis Charlie!
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
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buster

A guy who thinks he's fly. Also known as a scrub. He's always talking about what he wants but just sits on his broke ass.
A buster is a guy who can't get no love from me: hanging off the passenger's side of his best friend's ride while trying to hollar at me.
by Brianator37 July 23, 2011
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whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.
Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.
by Brianator37 February 04, 2017
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