Evolutionist

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.

My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

cheese eater

A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".

What do you cheese eaters care about taxes; you don't even pay taxes!

by Brianator37 February 08, 2012

Grown ass

Means the same as "grown", but "ass" is added to belittle the person or thing referenced. Usually used in reference to a "grown ass man". (Note: it is important to distinguish between a "grown ass man" and a "grown assman." The former is an adult male, whereas the latter is an adult male who likes asses.)

"Grown ass" is part of the "ass" family label of disrespect. Also included are "dumb ass" (see also: "stupid ass"), "lazy ass", "punk ass", "crazy ass", "cheap ass", and "broke ass".

"He should know better! He's a grown ass man!"
"So, you mean he's an adult."
"That's what I said--a grown ass man!"

by Brianator37 January 11, 2015

charlie hebdo

A Paris-based publication reputed for lampooning political and religious figures, including Islam's Mohammad. On January 7, 2015, the publication's staff fell victim to a murderous assault by Islamic extremists. "Je suis Charlie" became the responsive slogan in support of every person's God-given right to be an asshole.

The staff at Charlie Hebdo called little people " people McNuggets." I never supported what they said, but I supported their right to say it.

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Urban Dictionaried

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.

What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.

by Brianator37 January 21, 2013

Je suis Charlie

Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.

I'd rather live free among assholes than slave among gentlemen. Je suis Charlie!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Imma

1. Conjunction for "I am going to".

2. "I am going to", minus 30 IQ points.

Synonyms: I will, I'm going to, I'ma, I'mma.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best music videos of all time."

by Brianator37 December 20, 2014