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A hearie is a hearing person who had no idea that there are indeed people in the world who are deaf or hard of hearing. They respond to meeting deaf or hard of hearing people as though they are a complete anomaly never before encountered by human kind prior to that exact moment. Usually this response is accompanied by complete disrespect for the deaf or hard of hearing person (as well as deaf culture norms) or by acting as if the deaf or hard of hearing person is also mentally deficient.
You know, hearies don't even attempt to understand any ASL. All I wanted to know was how much the soda pop costs! But no! They shoo me away!
hearie by Deaf Biker December 31, 2020
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Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"
Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!
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headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.
Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.
headie one by Zain22 July 8, 2020

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

hearsefest 

The all funeral car gathering created by Just Hearse N Around. Based in southeast Michigan, starting in 2001. Is considered the largest annual collection of hearses, combinations, and flower cars used in funeral services.
If you are looking to buy a used hearse, you should look at going to Hearsefest.
hearsefest by M.T.Skull13 August 24, 2019

Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.
The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.
Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

Henrietta 

A young and beautiful girl who looks for the brighter things in life.
She always tries to smile no matter what the situation may be. Sometimes the smile may not be genuine but she keeps a straight face.
She learns to appreciate everything around her.
Shes not a silent person. Very straightforward and direct.
She gets angry and then is quite uncontrollable but shes easy to calm down.
Love means alot to her.
Any guy will be blessed to have her in their life for she really cherishes them with all her heart. Shes never fake when it comes to love.
Henrietta is one of the most amazing people someone can have in life.
Henrietta by Hahahhme May 2, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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