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The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.
Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.
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heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.
Summertime means not using the heater meter.
heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015
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A person who does not answer the phone call when it sees who is the caller. Similar to seener but regarding phone calls not text messages.
*Darko is calling*
Domjan: "Aren't you going to answer the call from Darko?"
Roko: "Nah..."
Domjan: "OMG you're such a hearder Roko.."
hearder by palsman May 8, 2018

pocket healer 

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.
Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*
pocket healer by vutraz January 7, 2012

took a header 

Slipped and fell.
I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.
took a header by Darnoc October 12, 2013

text for your header 

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.
“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

ripping heaters 

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.
I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.
ripping heaters by pimpinpix August 2, 2011