heaga 

definition: stupid, lonely, slob

example: she is such a heaga

heaga by heaga October 3, 2020

heaga 

definition; stupid, loser, homeless bum

example: you're such a heaga

heaga by heaga October 3, 2020

Heapass 

Crankgameplays aka Ethan. Heapass-smokes grass, drives fast, eats ass.

Did you really just smoke grass, eat ass, and drive fast? Damn you're just as bad as heapass.

Heapass by Eternal-flames April 10, 2020

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Headassery 

The act of doing dumbass shit

The Headassery of Vape Squad 2.0 is unbelievable

Headassery by Lq3 May 11, 2016

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.

Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"

Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015

Hagapp 

A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.

That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!

Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021