headshape

when something has gone wrong

the upgrade has gone headshape

by Theo_Wyvern November 11, 2003

Nice headshape

What black people say in self defense on chatango.

Person1: your mom gay
Person2: nice headshape

by Hardware@chatango September 28, 2018

Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

headshave

The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.

If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.

I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017

headshop

place that sells drug supplies

i'm going to the headshop to buy a bong.

by pansy April 12, 2005

headspace

Where your mind is at.

"I'm not in the right headspace".

by Mathilde P. September 27, 2006

Tequila Headshake

An experience only in Tijuana Mexico, where the waiters cock your head back and pour an enourmous amount of Tequila down your throat while blowing a whistle then they shake the man's head vigerously if it's a female they pick them up and spin them around.
Also a song writen by Ed and Cam.

I was so hammered from that Tequila Headshake, I was giving a porcelain handshake for an hour.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006