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headshave

The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.

If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017
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Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
by tyler2009 January 4, 2012
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headspace

Where your mind is at.
"I'm not in the right headspace".
by Mathilde P. September 27, 2006
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Tequila Headshake

An experience only in Tijuana Mexico, where the waiters cock your head back and pour an enourmous amount of Tequila down your throat while blowing a whistle then they shake the man's head vigerously if it's a female they pick them up and spin them around.
Also a song writen by Ed and Cam.
I was so hammered from that Tequila Headshake, I was giving a porcelain handshake for an hour.
by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006
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Headspace

A particular frame of mind or worldview that is relative to and/or distinguished from that of others
Example one:
When I need to find my own headspace, I go and write my blog, cook one of my favorite foods, or dance to a favorite song. No one and no thing can bother me then.

Example two:
John says: My boss micromanages me so much, even beyond simple work details, that I have little headspace at the end of the day.
by Z Last Words October 2, 2009
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headshake

a term used when one is ashamed about something they said or did.
"lauren, how was class? you didnt go did you?.."
"no, i lost track of time cleaning my toenails. headshake."

"anna, did you have a good time at the barmitzvah with your family?"
"i was so wasted all i remember was doing the tango with my mom's gay cousins boyfriend, enrique. headshake."

"gwen, have you seen the gallon of peanut butter?"
"i ate it all. headshake"

"naomi, your hair looks cute like that"
"thanks, its cause i finally showered. headshake."
by beatrice williams III December 8, 2007
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headshaker

A girl or woman who makes frequent, repeated quick side-to-side head motions (as someone indicating a "no" gesture would), ostensibly to clear the face of loose hair but actually often used as a method to quickly and surreptitiously scan her surroundings without chancing anything beyond the briefest eye contact with those nearby, and/or to attract attention.
"I think that brunette headshaker has her eye on you, Fred."
by Georg Znaeym May 28, 2006
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