headshake 

a term used when one is ashamed about something they said or did.

"lauren, how was class? you didnt go did you?.."
"no, i lost track of time cleaning my toenails. headshake."

"anna, did you have a good time at the barmitzvah with your family?"
"i was so wasted all i remember was doing the tango with my mom's gay cousins boyfriend, enrique. headshake."

"gwen, have you seen the gallon of peanut butter?"
"i ate it all. headshake"

"naomi, your hair looks cute like that"
"thanks, its cause i finally showered. headshake."

headshake by beatrice williams III December 8, 2007

Tequila Headshake 

An experience only in Tijuana Mexico, where the waiters cock your head back and pour an enourmous amount of Tequila down your throat while blowing a whistle then they shake the man's head vigerously if it's a female they pick them up and spin them around.
Also a song writen by Ed and Cam.

I was so hammered from that Tequila Headshake, I was giving a porcelain handshake for an hour.

Tequila Headshake by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

Indian headshake 

A shake of the head from left to right in a 45 degree angle which usually means a "Maybe", i.e. Neither a Yes nor a No.

Typically used in India and nearby regions to say "yes" out of politeness or duress, but really meaning a "maybe".

1. There are times when the Indian headshake can be useful. Like when your girlfriend or wife asks you whether she has gained weight.

2. Seagull Manager: Can you get this presentation done by this evening...

Junior Employee (fearing for his job): <does the Indian headshake> I think so

Seagull Manager: Great, I'll expect it in my email by 4pm.

Indian headshake by MalFactor April 11, 2011

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Bingley Handshake 

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

Bingley Handshake by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Nervous Flyer Handshake 

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

Nervous Flyer Handshake by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019