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A set of services to take care of shaving your head. More than just a shave, it's complete treatment including hot towel, warmed shaving cream, straight razor, probing scalp massage and a liberal appication of spice alcohol to dry and treat the skin. In a metrosexual's world, it also known as heaven.

"Bob's looking pretty buff, his head is practically glowing."
"Yeah, he just got a headicure at Fredo's, barbers are so passe"

headicure by Rob Tyrie November 8, 2005

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headcutedoll

a delulu that needs to leave yeosang alone and who carries a big fat fried bleached weave on their head.

person 1: wow do you know headcutedoll??
person 2: yeah theyre a delulu that needs to leave yeosang alone and who carries a big fat fried bleached weave on their head.

headcutedoll by yejisrealwife May 6, 2022

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headiquette

Informal rules that surround the practice of oral sex. Such as giving the girl warning, having paper towels available and offering her a glass of water if she is nice enough to swallow.

That guy has no headiquette

headiquette by lauruaiippo November 9, 2004

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headacure

a treatment for the care of the penis; that might entail the trimming, cleaning, and always a polishing of the knob.

Scott always enjoys giving his man a headacure.

headacure by Cuter Swayzee January 26, 2011

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headicate

to smoke marijuana in a very "heady" manner; to smoke phat

related to medicate

Na man i can't go, i have to headicate with my bros tonight.

headicate by massivemaui June 19, 2010

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headicine

The art or science of restoring or preserving ones health by performing oral sexual pleasure.

Josué was feeling I'll from his COVID-19 vaccine, so he begged his nurse for some Doctor prescribed headicine.

headicine by PowHerHour November 24, 2021

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Headcutedoll

A weirdo who has a weirdo obsession with ateez and needs to get a life

Headcutedoll scares me

Headcutedoll by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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