Headdick

To "headdick" someone means to surprisingly put your penis on a friends forehead and slap him several times in order to punish him for making a mistake/ doing something the wrong way.

while Steve was sleeping, Brian headdicked him like a bauss!
Bring me that money you owe me or I will headdick you hard

by I_love_papaschlumpf June 11, 2010

Haddicks

Towing and auto body shop in the City of Industry CA. Started in 1928 as a gas station and tow company in the city of La Puente then purchased in 1962 by Howard Welch, one of the founders of the California Tow Truck Association CTTA, who grew the company to one of the largest tow facilities in southern California. Main headquarters is located in City of Industry CA and an office in La Mirada CA. Haddicks ran NASCAR teams in the late 70's to the early 90's with such drivers has Rusty Wallace, Kyle Petty, Sam Beler, Sonny Easley, Joe Ruttman, Bill Osborne, Larry Phillips, Ray Elder.

"If you need a reliable and professional tow company call Haddicks."
"I got into an accident and Haddicks body shop did a great job repairing my car."

by Rickey Gary February 5, 2010

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

head-dick

Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.

Get in quickly, you head-dick.

by Fennek June 25, 2009

head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 4, 2023

Headrick

A girl with the last name headrick... Is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet... And good damn does she have a booty.... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl... You are blessed... And if your dating this girl... Buddy this girl is your miracle...

Guy#1 dude did you hear... There's a headrick in our class... Never thought I'd get to meet one!
Guy#2 I know... That girl seriously fell from the sky or something... Damn she was sculpted beautifully...
Guy#1 dude have you seen that booty!!! Like fucking damn...i think I'm in love...
Guy#2 that's my girl your gawking at buddy... You better start running...

by TheAllKnowingPanda September 1, 2016

headick

A head with a dick on it

Person1- Man, you got huge headick!
Person 2- Thanks I know. It's 6 inches.

by Wifu May 16, 2018