headicine 

The art or science of restoring or preserving ones health by performing oral sexual pleasure.

Josué was feeling I'll from his COVID-19 vaccine, so he begged his nurse for some Doctor prescribed headicine.

headicine by PowHerHour November 24, 2021

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

herbicine 

Using marijuana and/or herbs as a medicine

"This herbicine has really been helping with my back pain."

"Thanks, it's much better than what I used to take for it."

herbicine by swankitc August 4, 2021

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

headline status by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Headline Speak 

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

Headline Speak by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Headline Shirts 

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

Headline Shirts by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

headifile

A headifile is a man who like little boys and pursues to obtain there head....and not the one on there shoulders.

Rob is a headifile.

Barber is a headifile because he like little boys.Gross.

headifile by Kaitlyn Vincent January 24, 2011